I can't find my left shoe

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Wish you were here
Thanks, Lindz; I wish I was in Hawaii too. That's right, my lovely fiancee spent the last two weeks on the North Shore of Oahu while I was fog-bound in Seattle. The postcard was a nice thought though.

Stop the presses...I was going to whine a little bit about how I didn't get to go to Hawaii, but Enoch has just brought to my attention one of the most atrocious misuses of the scriptures that I have ever seen. "REFUEL: THE COMPLETE NEW TESTAMENT," complete with extras "Girls, Cash, and Cars," "Music Reviews," and "Girls Spill It All." The thing looks like the male version of COSMO, and offers such good advice as "Random places to wear a tie," and "What's the best gift a guy can give a girl?" Or "Experts answer your questions: What is God's will for where I should go to school?" From the list of ways to get a girl to be your friend to the wonderful ideas to get her parents to like you, this is exactly what I need to sort through while I'm trying to study my Bible. I think I'm going to go throw up now.

And speaking of throwing up...

posted by Tom 10:22 PM